Collection: Clearance
While supplies last!
Any remaining "Special Occasions" and out-of-season candles are being deeply discounted.
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Winter Air 9oz Soy Candle - "I find it very undignified that I'm the only family member expected to poop in a snow drift."
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Grapefruit Mint 9oz Soy Candle -- "Yes, I really did need to poop right in the middle of the crosswalk."
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LIMITED TIME Pride Special 9oz Soy Candle - "Ban Puppy Mills Not Drag Queens"
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Island Volcano 9oz Soy Candle -- "If it wasn't meant for drinking they shouldn't have called it a toilet BOWL"
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Coconut Cream Daquiri 9oz Soy Candle -- "If you're going to keep posting videos of me on TikTok, we're going to need to talk percentages."
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A Wedding Gift Because Dogs -- “Did they say ‘Forever hold your pee?’ I object.”
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